Story Time

by • September 29, 2011 • Society & PeopleComments (3)811

I stumbled across this little gem a few days ago and wanted to share it. It’s a thinker; it shocks you, then delights you and pokes at that little organ lodged between your lungs. Enjoy.
There is always a way…

An old Italian gentleman lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty sad because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days. Love, Papa
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Papa, Don’t dig up that garden. That’s where the bodies are buried. Love, Vinnie
At 4 a.m. The next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Papa, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That’s the best I could do under the circumstances. Love you, Vinnie

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3 Responses to Story Time

  1. Christian Montalvo Christian Montalvo says:

    I read this article two. It is an absolutely amazing story. I hope it is true down to the last detail.

  2. Christian Montalvo says:

    “Lulu”, as you is called on these site, you corrected my grammar publicly on the Internet. Eye thought you was better then that. Aye to wish two complain.

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