Disclaimer: Please read with caution. This article is meant to be a satire. However, the opinions expressed in this article do reflect the author’s and TRBC’s feelings toward or position on any of the topics covered below since I wrote them and I’m also head of this organization. Thank you for your understanding.
Let’s face it; we’ve ALL been to the library. The place can be quite boring, especially if you’re there for reasons other than checking out all the campus cuties. Here’s something to do if you’ve hit a wall studying for that orgo exam.
That’s what you’re there for right? Crack open that book and catch up on all that reading you’ve put off all year. Be sure to get done early so you can go out!!!
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You might find that the boy or girl of your dreams is in the library as well. If not, make a BC confession about them so maybe they’ll show up. Make sure you do a lap around the library just to be sure!!!
Mary Ann’s has probably caused a strain on your relationship with TV. Just because you’re in the library doesn’t mean you can’t watch your favorite characters live the fabulous life. Catch up on Gossip Girl, Pretty Little Liars, The Carrie Diaries, Bunheads, and so many more!!!!
Start a new library trend. Wear your favorite pair of Lulu Wunder Unders and do some Down Dogs in between the library isles. That way, you won’t feel bad about wearing yoga pants 24/7!!!!
Let’s face it; the library is boring. Study in your dorm or in Starbucks. The people watching will be much better. Focus your efforts on finding a significant other who will do your work for you. That way, you can do the three previous things guilt free.
Well, there you have it. Follow these five easy steps and the library will never be boring again.
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