Pepito de q te vas a disfrasar en halloween? De blackberry maestra y eso xq pepito? Para q las niñas me pidan mi pin me llamen bb y me soben la bolita..
Society & People
For the past month and a half, I have been living in London. It could not be more different than New York and my hometown of Greenwich, Connecticut, the awesomest place ever. Unlike the streets of New York, the streets of London are not on a grid system. So if […]
Within the first one to three seconds of a kiss you know if you want to keep that person around or snatch your lips back and make a run for it (perhaps to a bathroom to re-enact this scene in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective). However most people won’t let you […]
La profesora de español le dice a Pepito: -A ver Pepito, si yo digo fui rica, es pasado, pero si yo digo soy hermosa, ¿Qué es? -¡Exceso de imaginación profesora!
This story that I am about to tell you happened to me during my freshman year. I’ve told this story before and I usually find that people do not have the same reaction to the events that occurred as I do. Having lived through the experience, I can safely tell […]
Ah, studying abroad. A time where we stretch our wings, broaden our horizons, and tell ourselves that we’re going to come back to campus a more cultured person. The majority of us are going to a place where they don’t speak English as their first language. Still, you tell yourself […]
Era un ladrón tan, pero tan gordo, que la policía jamás lo pudo rodear.
Words are fun. When you combine them, you make sentences. Some make people laugh, some make people cry. The beauty of words is that they are ever changing. New words are created and old words. Since the written word is immortal, those who possess an ability to wield it are […]
I generally try to avoid the Comm Ave bus at night. I usually drive to campus if I need to be there past nine or ten on a school night. I’ve had too many experiences with seniors who behave like freshman on the bus on their way to MA’s. I’m […]
¿Qué hace un loco gateando en el supermercado? Busca precios bajos.